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In Marquette, MI,
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reading
The Divergent Series

watching
Various Youtubers
Parks and Rec
Shark Tank

playing
The Sims 3
Mario Kart 8 (soon)
Animal Crossing
(3DS FC: 3093-7072-3247)

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morganchris
sydneykati
(if we talk and
you wanna be on
this hmu tbh)

networks
OBAMA NETWORK
chem cuties
windows 98
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fruitysquad
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headphones net
net for birds
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rad cat net
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music

games
pokemon x
mario kart
sims 3
animal crossing

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hunger games series
the heat
bridesmaids
divergent
identity thief
horrible bosses
this is 40
camp takota
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landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:

tobiscuits:

  • We’re gonna dirty ice it
  • EEEeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
  • This is my brother in law, Joey
  • I don’t think it’s going to fit through the door
  • What a great reaction

Fear of a Black Victim [credit]

kyary:

when youre very proud of yourself

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dntdodrugs:

redwhiteandjacked:

If you’re a guy.

And you call a woman a “bitch” in public.

And I hear you do it.

You’re gonna have a bad time. 

This is so honorable dude I bet you get your dick sucked after every time you come to the rescue